Rhoid Rage

I just got back from the women's bathroom on our floor and whilst washing my hands I noticed a half used tube of hemorrhoid ointment sitting next to the soap. What is THAT all about? How do you accidentally leave that behind in an office building restroom!? Also, next to the women's restroom is a door and above the door is a sign that reads 'Telephone Room' and one can 99.99999% of the time hear a phone ringing from behind the door! I picture this gigantor telephone in there just ringing and ringing and ringing . . . . and I bet it's red and I bet it links you to the President of the United States of America.